It’s a wrap. Where's Post?

Photo: Jess Husband

Left: Cat, Gary, Paige, Bridget, Pete, Jarrah, Helen, Garnet, Hayley

by Carissa Pritchard

Six weeks ago I sat in the Kirribili pub with Producer, Peter Furst and a certain amount of skepticism. Yet having watched him prove his statement, “It’s easier to make a movie for nothing than with a budget,” I too want to put his theory to the test.  I compose an email to cupcake shop My Little Cupcake in Neutral Bay. I explain the project and ask if they’d like to provide catering for the wrap party. The minute I hit send, I second-guess; “There’s no way they’re going to do it. Isn’t is rude to ask people to do something for nothing?”

For the final day of the shoot, Garnet tempted fate by shaving his “Play-off” beard – a tradition started when Hockey players stopped shaving once their team entered the playoffs. The superstition has been copied by everyone from Bjorn Borg, the New York Nicks, Sheffield United, NASCAR drivers, most recently, Reservoir Cats Director, Garnet Mae.

Shooting on a Sydney street, a black cat wanders across the set, but Garnet’s magic holds and "That’s a wrap!” is declared three hours early. But the three-week shoot was only one small step; the giant leap will be finding a location to edit for the next three months.

When I get home, I check my inbox – eyes falling immediately to the My Little Cupcake response, “We’d love to help you. You can pick up fifty this afternoon.” In a modern capitalist society there’s something incredibly inspiring about such generosity.

As I enter the Wrap party at Club 77 in Darlinghurst, I spot Garnet in the corner having a drink. Is he enjoying it considering post-production is unresolved?

“I’m not going to think about that now,” he says.

Good idea, its time to celebrate.

Amidst the free flowing champagne (that was actually free), I catch up with Gary Russell, Director of Photography, for a debrief.

Would you do it again?

“No way.”

Why not?

“Because there was only Matt and I in the entire camera department which meant we had to lug all that stuff around, pack it up, move it, unpack it, clean it, pack it up and bring it back every single day. There’s more help in student productions! I’m way too far along in my career to have to do that. If it wasn’t for the fact those girls were counting on me to turn up every day… But they kept turning up, giving 100%, so did Garnet so… so did I.”

What’s next?

“I’m off to shoot Reality Tele in Bollywood.”

What’s next for actress Hayley Beveridge?

“Back to working in a bar.” She giggles. “When I tell people I’m an actress they say, ‘Really? What bar do you work at?’” She laughs.

Actress Bridget Power says she’d love to work with everyone again and starts talking about the next project she’s planning. Unfortunately, the band stars playing and I have to practically rub cheeks with her to hear anything. Faced with an extreme close up of such incredible bone structure, it’s hard to focus on what she’s saying. I hope I’m not “objectifying” her. When does a compliment become objectification? (C’mon, I still have to make some kind of political statement :)

Peter Furst takes the stage with Garnet, beckons Gary and presents him with a big, gold trophy –  “The Cup of Awesomeness.”

The cast joins Gary on stage and cheer wildly.

Gary thanks everyone, especially Garnet, whom he says working with, “Was like a brother and sister collaboration – Garnet being the sister.”

Garnet takes the mic, starts singing, Trying to stay relevant and turns the club back into a party. It’s time for the cupcakes.

As I offer them around, someone asks, “Did you bake these?”

“No”, I say, “I did a Peter Furst.”

Does anyone have a 15 square meter room, centrally located, available for the three months? Please contact Peter Furst.

When Hayley met Eddie

Photo: Jess Husband

Hayley Beveridge as Edwina

by Carissa Pritchard

Hayley Beveridge is cast as Edwina, based on “Eddie” – originally played by Chris Penn. As she hurls abuse at the other characters she seems rough, tough and a little bit scary. On the lunch break I sit down with her and in less than a minute we’re giggling like a couple of schoolgirls.

She’s nothing like “Edwina”, she confirms, “It’s really fun doing a gender reversal, its not often that I get cast in a role like this, even when I auditioned they told me to be less smiley.” Then she giggles.

Since we’re talking gender roles, I wonder if playing the “tough guy” is an act for most men too?

When Harry Met Sally suggests men are only interested in sex, lack any desire for emotional connection thus can’t be friends with women. Yet my best friend is male and in more than a decade of friendship he has never tried to sleep with me.  Last week he told me his brother had separated from his wife and was flying in to stay for the week.

I caught up with him yesterday and asked about his brother.

“He’s really good actually”, he said. “I’m exhausted though. We’ve been up talking until two in the morning each night and I’ve still had to work all week.”

 “I mean, how’s he feeling about the break-up?”

“I don’t know. We didn’t talk about it.”

“What?!” I ask.

“I know what you’re going to say, but guys are different. I figure if he wanted to talk about it he would’ve raised it. If not, there’s plenty of other things to discuss.”

Hayley offers her view on why men and women differ emotionally.

“Look what happens when a girl falls over. The mother rushes over and cuddles her. If a boy does, she stands him up and says, ‘you’ll be right.’”

More than a theory, this example has been proven by hundreds of research studies into parental reinforcement of gender roles.

“Aren’t men just less emotional than women?” I ask Matt, Camera Assistant.

“No. But if you talk about your emotions you’re not seen as the ‘alpha’ male. You’re showing weakness and vulnerability, which means you’re an easy target for ridicule from the rest of the guys.”

I decide to ask my Best Male Friend (so common now it has it’s own acronym – BMF), “Why haven’t you tried sleeping with me?”

“I know we’d never work in a relationship – we’re just too different. So if we slept together I’d just end up losing my best friend.”

Is he suggesting an emotional connection is more valuable than casual sex?

He’s not alone. Gary Neuman, marriage counselor and author of the New York Times bestselling book, The Truth About Cheating revealed on Oprah that 92% of the men he interviewed cheated because of an emotional disconnection, not primarily a sexual one. Neuman says, "Men are very emotional beings. They just don't look like that. Or they don't seem like that. Or they don't tell you that."

Even more surprising was the reaction of female viewers. Oprah received thousands of scathing replies - not about men cheating, rather the suggestion they were looking for an emotional connection. Why are women so confronted by men being more than “tough guys” after casual sex? Perhaps gender roles are just as oppressive for men as they are for women.

Photo: Jess Husband

Is that a Playoff beard?

Photo: Jess Husband

Movie Magic

By Carissa Pritchard

Last week, as we approached the half way mark, I asked Garnet how things were going.

“Surprisingly well actually. I always worry when things go well.”

To ease his worries, red wine was spilt on the laptop containing the shoot schedules. For a while the daily call sheet was replaced with, “See you all back here again tomorrow.”

Today I notice Garnet’s stubble is turning into a beard and wonder whether it’s a “Playoff beard”. A tradition started when Hockey players stopped shaving once their team entered the playoffs. Its since been followed by everyone from Bjorn Borg, the New York Nicks, Sheffield United, NASCAR drivers and possibly now, Reservoir Cats Director, Garnet Mae.

Further complications arise. Rain delayed the scene with Blonde in her car and the black Audi being borrowed wasn’t available the next day. Unable to complete the warehouse scenes, Garnet had to ask the owner for extra days.

“What are you going to do for me?” He asked.

Garnet replied, “Fix your roof and clean out the rubbish.’”

I assume the final call sheet will now include a working bee.

Back to the car problem, Garnet explains:

“My neighbours drive a BMW, she’s really nice, but her boyfriend looks like Viggo Mortinson in ‘Eastern Promises’ (big Russian Gangster). I decide to ask them anyway. 

I knock on the door and he opens it: ‘Vwat do you vont?’

His girlfriend appears beside him and I explain the situation.

She say’s, ‘Normally I’d love to help you Garnet, but I’m trading it in next week and I don’t want to risk any damage.’

Photo: Jess Husband

Garnet and the Beard

The next day I’m in the laundry and the Russian appears. He just walked out of the ocean – looks like Daniel Craig in James Bond.

‘Garnet’, he growls, ‘In Russia we have saying; my pipe, my horse, my voman – you not borrow.’

We ended up using Paige’s 121 and it was hardly even in shot, so it didn’t matter anyway.”

I ask him the obvious question, “Don’t you find this kind of ad hoc movie making stressful?”

“To tell you the truth, I haven’t done it any other way. Of course I’d love to make a movie with a budget, where everything’s planned, I don’t know if I ever will.”

“Is there any good news?” I ask.

“Today’s shoot was scheduled for three days, but we’ll finish in one, which means we’re still on track for the wrap party on Friday night.”

I ask him if he’s sporting a ‘Playoff Beard’.

 “Oh, no, I just haven’t had time to shave – the longer it gets, the longer it takes to shave.”

Perhaps he should avoid cutting it until Saturday.

Join the Wrap Party:

Club 77

77 William Street, Darlinghurst.

From 9pm

$10 entry (free to VIP pass holders)

Never judge a cover by a book.

Photo: Jess Husband

Jarrah as Blonde

By Carissa Pritchard

The question regarding Jarrah’s impending scene as “Blonde”, is not whether she can do violence, but how she’ll play “sexy”.

Violence is a natural human instinct – whether you’re male or female. This was proven this morning when my daughter bit me on the arm to try and stop me from putting her jumper on. 

Anyone with kids knows how much socialisation goes into overriding human instinct. As for sexuality, society has two stereotypes for that:

1. Feminine – bubbly air head: a “Beauty” from Beauty and the Geek or
2. Masculine – cold and emotionless: Sharon Stone, Basic Instinct.

Jarrah is the friendliest person on set and her conversations always reveal a greater depth than even her first impressive insight into Blonde’s sexiness. But what I find more notable is her genuine warmth. Today she ensures everyone has a share of the free lunch rations before she eats. Not her job to care, but she does anyway. So how will Jarrah do sexy?

Over lunch, Matt, camera assistant and chief clapper, offers his opinion on women being sexy, “When I tell women I know, that I don’t find the women on Beauty and the Geek sexy, they don’t believe me. But I have absolutely no interest in a woman who reduces herself. When they act like they don’t know where Germany is on a map, I don’t think it’s because they’re stupid. They just believe that’s what men want. To me, a woman who’s interesting and intelligent, that’s sexy.”

Yes, it would be hard to have a conversation with a woman like the “Beauty” who said, “My mother always told me never judge a cover by a book”, but we’re not talking about being intelligent, we’re talking about being sexy. Doesn’t society separate the two? “Beauty” and “the Geek”. Is it the same for men?

                                                                                Photo: Jess Husband

Matt: camera guy & good guy

“Oh yeah”, says Matt, “if you don’t want to talk about how much you lift and who you had sex with last night, there’s nothing to say in a group of guys. I’m not interested in ending up with no neck (he performs quite a good Arnie impression), so I don’t fit in.”

Finally it’s time. Edwina, White and Pink exit the warehouse, leaving Blonde and the cop alone. Blonde flicks her cigarette away, slips off her jacket and drops it on the table. She turns to the cop and purrs, “Alone at last”, smiles cheekily and strides towards her.

Wow! Sexy? Yes.

Not as dumb and beautiful or cold and masculine. Rather, deliciously naughty, fun, and confident. Jarrah proves a sexy woman doesn’t have to fit a social stereotype, or in other words, never judge a cover by a book. 

Photo: Jess Husband

Blonde and the Cop (Belinda)